Ass-Haul

"Gah dayum lil dude got ass-hauled."

Ass-Haul by vvnx June 11, 2022

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haul ass

To move extremely quickly, to move at an expeditious rate. Primarily American, generally southern.

Man, that guy's Z28 really hauls ass!

haul ass by Auxois June 20, 2003

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To move much quicker than the normal pace

General: How far is Delta Company from the crash site?
Soldier: 8 blocks, sir.
General: We need to haul ass!

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To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.

Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.

haul ass by Skelwor August 14, 2009

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A kid who speed walks around school or work with his arms straight and his head down.

Jesse: there goes the haul ass kid

Chris: Hes haulin ass!

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I need to haul ass if I want to get all this yard work done by nightfall.

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To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

haul ass by Rick August 8, 2003

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