Rick's definitions

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004

maz

MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK

DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith

by rick December 16, 2004

man-pipe

Male sexual organ. Penis

Lewis smokes man-pipe. (Gives blow jobs)

by Rick December 23, 2003

Catfight

A vicious fight between two women that features biting & scratching and often involves clothes being ripped off,

"Patty tore off Stacey's top and scratched her tits in the catfight."

by Rick May 13, 2005

gleeg snag zip

In the demented cartoon movie, a phrase that can blow up the world. Similar to Zeeky Boogy Doog, which only causes a nuclear explosion.

At least there's not a word to blow up the world
iGleeg snag zip!/i
I stand thoroughly corrected.

by Rick December 25, 2004

line dancing

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.

We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!

by Rick August 8, 2003

spackle

Communication (words, conversation, prose, etc.) that have little to do with the question or objective at hand. Speaking for it's sake with disregard to true meaning or value.

by Rick October 3, 2003