23 definitions by Suburbanz71

No shit, Sherlock.

A derogatory term used when someone points out the obvious or to tell someone that you already know something.

"Hey, man, I think your car just blew a gasket."
"Wow, No shit, Sherlock. don't you think I know that?"

by Suburbanz71 November 9, 2017

Shit hits the fan

A vulgar and derogatory way of saying "if something bad happens."

"I'm gonna give that asshole a piece of my mine"

"Alright, but be careful, because if the shit hits the fan, you're in serious trouble.

by Suburbanz71 November 10, 2017

Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

dogwater

Completely and utterly bad at video games. So bad, that the 12 year old fortnite community just couldn't stick with calling you trash anymore.

"Oh my god, you are so dogwater at this game! Get out of this lobby!"

by Suburbanz71 February 17, 2021

Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

Cluster fuck

a very catastrophic and uncontrollable situation or event.

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."

by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018

resting bitch face

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.

"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

by Suburbanz71 May 26, 2018