Arselickery

The art of brown nosing/licking arse normally to improve ones career

“Jenkins from finance is such a so-en-so”

“your right he is very proficient in the art of arselickery”

by Alexander Ward April 30, 2008

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Arseflicker

One who inadvertently sits on the television remote control and thereby changes the channel.

As in: I was happily watching Debbie Does Dallas when at the vinegar strokes my fat rump eased over on to the remote and arseflicked the channel to Loose Women. I felt like such an arseflicker.

by Bazzy44 July 1, 2016

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arselicker

noun, an anilingus performer

Such a performer is rare even in pornographic productions.
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noun, a sycophant

He's a fucking arselicker.
Stop being such an arselicker, jerk!

by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

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Vicious Circle Of Arse Lickery

When someone begins arse licking another person (figuratively) who then begins to arse lick them back so as to provoke further arse licking from the first party. May result in a tear in the fabric of space and time if the circle is large enough.

Harley: Wow I love hanging around with lower sixth so much they think i'm a god. I best hang around with them more so they worship me more

Lower sixth pleb: Wow harley is so cool hanging roud with us lower sixth plebians, we best keep worshipping him so he doesn't leave us

All: Oh for shame, we have created a vicious circle of arse lickery and now the universe as we know it will cease to exist.

by Q.P Wildebeest September 20, 2011

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