Arseflicker

One who inadvertently sits on the television remote control and thereby changes the channel.

As in: I was happily watching Debbie Does Dallas when at the vinegar strokes my fat rump eased over on to the remote and arseflicked the channel to Loose Women. I felt like such an arseflicker.

Arseflicker by Bazzy44 July 1, 2016

arselicker 

noun, an anilingus performer

Such a performer is rare even in pornographic productions.
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noun, a sycophant

He's a fucking arselicker.
Stop being such an arselicker, jerk!

arselicker by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

Arselickery 

The art of brown nosing/licking arse normally to improve ones career

“Jenkins from finance is such a so-en-so”

“your right he is very proficient in the art of arselickery”

Arselickery by Alexander Ward April 30, 2008

Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.

"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."

Narrative Arselicker by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020

Arselicker 

Someone who goes the extra miles to get the green pat on the back. Also known as the swell end

Boss asked for monthly reports I did them weekly for a pat on the back. Arselicker

Arselicker by Thelovo March 4, 2019

arsefecker 

a bastardisation/strange pronunciation of the term assfucker...originally spoken by geoff

dude 1-hey look i love to play with my magic cards
geoff- you arsefecker

arsefecker by sonic death September 6, 2003

arselicker 

a word used to describe someone who has bad breath

ew, her breath stinks, she’s definitely an arselicker

arselicker by anonymous March 22, 2022