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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

ARSE KLEGGS

Think of Klingons on the starboard bow. Whenever one takes a shower, there will also be arse Kleggs to deklegg.
My girly housemate who was fresh from the shower, bent over, and I felt like I was having a fight to the death with Worf from Star Trek, as a result of her arse kleggs.

arse king 

A dumb ass who was once semi-cool but is now a hopeless mediocrity.
Tricky is the last true arse king.
arse king by Lyman Ward. May 15, 2004

arse kink 

when someone gets eroused by seeing someones arse.
john gets eroused by seeing kits arse. he has an arse kink.
arse kink by sexbot321 January 29, 2021

Arse-keg 

The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.
“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or

“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”

“Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”
Arse-keg by ArseGerbil December 19, 2017

Arse knob 

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit
Arse knob by anonymous November 17, 2021