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Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Related Words

armless John 

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.
C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!
armless John by mconhero April 8, 2009

droopy-eyed armless children 

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children
A small town in Leeds full of spangled crackheads, pregnant teens and drunk polish tramps (can be seen on town street). But Armley is good for weed, plenty of dealers, also plenty of teen boys begging it selling draws amongst their friends but they come in handy when it’s late and no ones about or in other words when they could do with the extra £10 because they get no sales. Not really somewhere a posh cunt would walk
i went to Armley today
Armley by WhoThis12 May 27, 2019
A guy who couldn't be more gay if he was sandwiched inbetween Louis Spence and Gok Wan.
"Tom came out the other day, it was always obvious though. He is such an Arkle!"
Arkle by magrat8 December 8, 2014
Refers to a person who doesn't compare to another person.
Person 1: That person doesn't hold a candle to you.

Person 2: Why, are they armless?
armless by robert powers December 11, 2006