Arkled 

The inability to use one's arms. A modified combination of "arm" or "arms" and "crippled."

Are you arkled? Pick that up?

When he tried to swing the bat, it was as if he was arkled, and his arms would not respond.

Arkled by BajingoFett February 8, 2006

Arked 

(ärkt) 1. When a Game that had plenty of time in Early access or beta programs, is filled with bugs, glitches, exploits, and routinely crashes long after the official release of the game. 2. When the game you love and have supported through the intentional individual purchase of each dlc instead of purchasing the full season pass constantly screws you over on a regular basis via broken coding.

I was playing on the Hardcore Ark servers on a level 100 character who had all the tekgrams unlocked when the game crashed and I drown in two feet of water, I just got Arked so hard!. (or) The company Wildcard just Arked its entire community with a recent patch.

Arked by Cpt Flags August 7, 2018

brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

brown ankled by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011

arksed

as in asked - ( but usually black people ave difficulty saying asked .... so its replaced by arksed ...

# inquire about; "I asked about their special today"; "He had to ask directions several times"
# make a request or demand for something to somebody; "She asked him for a loan"
# direct or put; seek an answer to; "ask a question"
# consider obligatory; request and expect; "We require our secretary to be on time"; "Aren't we asking too much of these children?"; "I expect my students to arrive in time for their lessons"

I arksed a white girl if she wanted to feel like a vegan again toay

arksed by dchohan October 17, 2008

Arkle 

A guy who couldn't be more gay if he was sandwiched inbetween Louis Spence and Gok Wan.

"Tom came out the other day, it was always obvious though. He is such an Arkle!"

Arkle by magrat8 December 8, 2014

Ankled trousers

The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.

I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.

Ankled trousers by Phast January 8, 2009

ankled

another word for "raped" in sports terms. After a big loss or getting killed in a game you would use this expression.

Tom: man you guys really suck, eh?
Dick: ya I know, we got ankled out there!
Tom: ankled?
Dick: ya, we got caught with our pants and hands around our ankles.

ankled by Ryan Ferguson January 3, 2009