armale
Sexy ass beast with a big black cock he can steal your bitch and fuck your mom a lot of people with say that he has a big black oscar Meyer.
armale by Big dick Rex95 May 25, 2017
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Armless Hitch Hiker
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
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Amalexia
Amalexia is a fictional character in the game The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. She is one of the three "living gods" of the Tribunal Temple
Due to her eventual descent into insanity, she withdrew from the public eye. Vivec also reveals that he feared that she would attempt to murder him; his fears are confirmed, for she eventually kills Sotha Sil in his "Clockwork City", and proclaims her intent to dispose of Vivec next. When the Nerevarine comes to Mournhold, Almalexia asks him/her to do a number of tasks for her so that she can strengthen her hold of the city. Almalexia devises a plan to destroy the Nerevarine, Sotha Sil, and Vivec, in an attempt to seize power as the sole living God in Morrowind. She stages an attack on the city of Mournhold, and lies to the Nerevarine by telling him that Sotha Sil has gone insane and needs to be stopped. The Nerevarine goes to Sotha Sil's Clockwork City to stop him, but he discovers that Sotha Sil is already dead. Almalexia appears before him/her and explains that she did not intend the Nerevarine to survive, but to become a martyr to the people of Mournhold. She reveals that she killed Sotha Sil with the aid of an artefact that the Nerevarine himself had unwittingly procured for her.
Due to her eventual descent into insanity, she withdrew from the public eye. Vivec also reveals that he feared that she would attempt to murder him; his fears are confirmed, for she eventually kills Sotha Sil in his "Clockwork City", and proclaims her intent to dispose of Vivec next. When the Nerevarine comes to Mournhold, Almalexia asks him/her to do a number of tasks for her so that she can strengthen her hold of the city. Almalexia devises a plan to destroy the Nerevarine, Sotha Sil, and Vivec, in an attempt to seize power as the sole living God in Morrowind. She stages an attack on the city of Mournhold, and lies to the Nerevarine by telling him that Sotha Sil has gone insane and needs to be stopped. The Nerevarine goes to Sotha Sil's Clockwork City to stop him, but he discovers that Sotha Sil is already dead. Almalexia appears before him/her and explains that she did not intend the Nerevarine to survive, but to become a martyr to the people of Mournhold. She reveals that she killed Sotha Sil with the aid of an artefact that the Nerevarine himself had unwittingly procured for her.
Can also be used to describe a beautiful woman driven to insanity by the lust for power and the wish to destroy anyone who would dare get in her way
e.g. That Maria is a real Amalexia...
e.g. That Maria is a real Amalexia...
Amalexia by Crazy Godess July 11, 2009
Armageddon garden
A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
Armageddon garden by Hofesh November 14, 2011
Armael
Armael
"ärm-əl"
noun • slang
definition:
An oversensitive boastful hateful 11 year old kid who willingly dares to fight with a teenager
"ärm-əl"
noun • slang
definition:
An oversensitive boastful hateful 11 year old kid who willingly dares to fight with a teenager
Armael by NoobSlayer_ June 15, 2022