armless 

Refers to a person who doesn't compare to another person.

Person 1: That person doesn't hold a candle to you.

Person 2: Why, are they armless?

armless by robert powers December 11, 2006

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

armless John 

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

armless John by mconhero April 8, 2009

Armless Sasquatch 

Euphemism for a bowel movement.

Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."

Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."

Armless Sasquatch by Scottsdale182 July 19, 2010

Armless Legless Onesie 

A one-pieced garment that is also known as a bodysuit or leotard; A term usually used for referring to an infant's bodysuit or leotard.

The baby wearing the grey armless legless onesie was crawling around in his playpen.

Armless Legless Onesie by Myka M. November 26, 2018

armless hug 

when a naked lady, with tube sock titties, gets too close to you causing her titties wrap or droop around your body. It feels like a hug with no arms.

Last night, after mom took her ambien, she came in my room to kiss me good night. She was naked so I got an armless hug when she kissed my forehead.

armless hug by messy bun2 February 27, 2020

armless dutchman 

The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.

armless dutchman by KennBo September 10, 2011