A person that is addicted to using iPhone applications and searches for new applications frequently. This person swears that there is an application for everything and that anything can be done through an application.
Stranger: "Do you believe in God?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. Are you an atheist?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. What do you believe?"
Me. "Nothing. I'm apistic."
Stranger: "What's that mean?"
Me. "It means I don't believe anything."