Appetizer 

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007

Appetizer 

The tuft of chest hair protruding from a mans slightly unbuttoned dress shirt or v-neck t-shirt.

Wendy was salivating over Jimmys appetizer on display at dinner.

Appetizer by Sre106 August 20, 2013

appetizer 

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.

Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?

appetizer by gummiklereb0 June 18, 2019

Appetizer 

What idiots call an appetiser.

What is an appetiser?

What idiots call a starter

A: I'm going to have an appetizer of nachos.
F: You mean you're going to have an appetiser of nachos.
Y: You mean you're going to have a starter of nachos.
A: Then I'll have an entree of Spaghetti Bolognaise.
F: You mean you're going to have an entrée of Bolognaise.
Y: You mean you're going to have an entrée of Bolognese.
D: You mean you're going to have a main of Bolognese.

Appetizer by Is it 2022 yet? May 29, 2023

appetizer

That one movie that you must watch first before watching the others

If you want to binge-watch all the movies that have been made throughout this 21st century, start by watching the 2006 movie "Idiocracy" as the appetizer.

appetizer by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025

appetizer

A fight you engage in before crushing the armies of heaven, typically with a child of man and/or machine.

You shall do as an appetizer.

appetizer by possiblybookman July 24, 2026

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.

Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.

Appetizer Beer by Keep The Glass San Diego February 2, 2019