Appstinate

The stubborn refusal to give into the ever-growing plague of phone apps, based on an enlightened understanding of their redundant, siloed, and often privacy-invading nature.

Used to describe someone who actively rebels against the tsunami of bloatware, refuses to be another sheep in the herd of app redundancy, and generally believes that smartphones were better when they weren't weighed down by a million "essential" apps.

Note: Appstinate individuals may experience higher levels of battery life, reduced screen time, and a smug sense of superiority when hearing complaints about storage space. Side effects may include missing out on fleeting app trends that nobody remembers after two weeks.

Mike's appstinate attitude means his phone has more free storage than the entire App Store.

While everyone else was busy downloading the newest fad app, Jenna remained proudly appstinate, recognizing that she didn't need another digital leech sucking her battery and personal data.

Just because there's an app for that doesn't mean you need it. Be appstinate. Resist the urge.

by Raul Terra October 30, 2023

Asstinate

Procrastinating on a booty call.

Susan called me am hour ago, but I'm finna asstinate this bitch.

by sexuallybipolar August 31, 2018

Appstipation

The inability to urinate or defecate unless you are using an electronic device app.

Dude was so appstipated it took him 20 minutes to go without his phone.

That's some appstipation!

by Zarglink April 1, 2024