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appsterbation 

The act of playing with an App on an iPhone or iPad and getting excited by the experience.
Those iPhone fans are having a group appsterbation session.
appsterbation by Dictionary1234567890 September 29, 2010
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appsterbating 

the act of using a mobile app all by one's self and ignoring one's environment and any nearby people as a result
Chris was at the party, appsterbating
appsterbating by Cybergecko March 22, 2016

Assterbation 

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.
Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.
Assterbation by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

Assterbation 

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.
Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave
Assterbation by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009

asterbation 

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.
asterbation by trickydoodah April 26, 2014

Appstorbation 

ap-stur-bA-shun”.

Verb. The incessant act of playing with your mobile device.
His appstorbation was a real turn-off to his date.
Appstorbation by the lunarmusew January 5, 2019

pappsterbation

A name given to those who don't quite " do it" fully, but give it a half a try.
Pappsterbation will be the end of civilization as we know it!

Brandon was up pappsterbating all night.

They must be pappsterbating in the utility room.
pappsterbation by shad22 October 14, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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