appsterbation 

The act of playing with an App on an iPhone or iPad and getting excited by the experience.

Those iPhone fans are having a group appsterbation session.

appsterbation by Dictionary1234567890 September 29, 2010

appsterbating 

the act of using a mobile app all by one's self and ignoring one's environment and any nearby people as a result

Chris was at the party, appsterbating

appsterbating by Cybergecko March 22, 2016

Assterbation 

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

Assterbation by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

Assterbation 

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.

Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave

Assterbation by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009

asterbation 

Fingering your asshole for pleasure.

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.

asterbation by trickydoodah April 26, 2014

Appstorbation 

“ap-stur-bA-shun”.

Verb. The incessant act of playing with your mobile device.

His appstorbation was a real turn-off to his date.

Appstorbation by the lunarmusew January 5, 2019

pappsterbation

A name given to those who don't quite " do it" fully, but give it a half a try.

Pappsterbation will be the end of civilization as we know it!

Brandon was up pappsterbating all night.

They must be pappsterbating in the utility room.

pappsterbation by shad22 October 14, 2007