Appstinence

Whenever someone desires to buy an app but do not have any points to do so. This is caused when one is too lazy to go out and get an iTunes card.

I've been wanting to get this one app but i've unfortunately been forced into Appstinence.

by Ze Urban Bird October 15, 2010

Appstinence

One who abstains from purchasing Applications (or "apps") for their phone.

Man #1: What, you don't have Fruit Ninja? Or that app that makes lightsaber noises?

Man#2: Nope. I practice appstinence.

by Hikash August 1, 2012

Appstinence

When one is so addicted to playing apps on their iPhone, they never have time to love their life. So, they feel the need to quit their app addiction and stay away from the cruel world of apps.

Maria knew she had the choices of continuing to play apps and live alone or to quit and go on appstinence.

by honeycombwidbutter July 28, 2012

Asstinence

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

by kgetson December 22, 2010

Abstinence Prone

1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim

Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...

by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009

Apps-tinence

When a couple's sex life ends because one or more members has just gotten an iPhone.

I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.

by mj19852012 January 17, 2012

abstinence only

A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.

In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra

by a2boy1der April 12, 2010