Apostitute 

The mage form of a prostitute. These beings are why the chantry is in a critical state. Apostitutes are usually seen standing at the side of the Inn. Waving a knicker or two.

Wizard: I found myself an Apostitute

*Group nods*

Apostitute by Dracaaaarooos March 13, 2015

accostitute 

verb: To be verbally or physically attacked/abused by a prostitute.

Other forms: accostituting, accostituted

Holy shit, my five-year-old just got accostituted at Walgreens when he was buying some sour gummy worms!
or:
I'll talk to you in a bit, I'm accostituting some bitch who won't gimme a damn toothpick.

accostitute by kjpriest April 5, 2010

postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore

I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.

postitute by birq September 18, 2006

Amstitute 

A girl who has not yet achieved a professional level of sleeping with men for money. A girl who hasn't quite gotten the knack of the oldest profession.

She is such an amstitute, she hasn't even figured out to charge yet.

Amstitute by BrightColors February 18, 2009

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

Postitute by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

abstitutely

in absolute agreeance or regards to an absolute value with ridiculous scales of emphasis.

PEZSI is abstitutely one of the baddest ass DJ's on this planet.
I abstitutely agree some people can't drive worth a shit.

abstitutely by n8canrel8 January 30, 2024