Amstitute 

A girl who has not yet achieved a professional level of sleeping with men for money. A girl who hasn't quite gotten the knack of the oldest profession.

She is such an amstitute, she hasn't even figured out to charge yet.

Amstitute by BrightColors February 18, 2009

Asstitude 

1. The positive emotions generated by the shaking / movement of the gluteus maximums muscles and hip flexors.
2. The scientific study of shaking one's ass as pertains to one's joyous feeling.

When you're feeling down, just use this asstitude to feel great again

Asstitude by P1-UNIT September 22, 2019

camstitute 

One who masturbates on cam and receives payment for it.

Dude #1: I had to pay this chick I was fooling around with on Skype.
Dude #2: What a camstitute.

camstitute by Mrs. Colthart November 6, 2010

Austitude 

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austitude is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Example A: Justifying living in Austin by saying that Houston has too much traffic and is too hot, while failing to admit Austin has the exact same problems. This is display of Austitude.

Example B: Trash-talking about Houston (i.e. it is all concrete, has no culture and no positive attributes). This is display of Austitude. In reality Houston has forests of tall pine trees Austin does not, world-class arts/culture Austin does not, and a great restaurant scene Austin does not. (Dallas also has superior culture to Austin).

Example C: Saying Austin is so unique and has many things other Texas cities do not. In reality, Austin has many things borrowed from other cities such as chain restaurants, architecture, even the Art Car Parade (which has been going on in Houston for much longer). This is display of Austitude.

Austitude by Texas Expert December 24, 2008

Apostitute 

The mage form of a prostitute. These beings are why the chantry is in a critical state. Apostitutes are usually seen standing at the side of the Inn. Waving a knicker or two.

Wizard: I found myself an Apostitute

*Group nods*

Apostitute by Dracaaaarooos March 13, 2015

amstetten joust 

A dance manouvere when you bend 1 knee and then spin 180degrees and do the same again

Hey are you coming down to joeys for an amstetten joust

amstetten joust by joescellar August 12, 2009

Bad Asstitude 

Someone whose attitude is always bad ass. Someone who is always into bad ass stuff like eating nails for breakfest.. without milk !

"You see the guy with the sunglasses riding the elephant while shooting another guy on a lion.. ?"

"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"

Bad Asstitude by Dansdude June 13, 2014