Anusdextrous

The ability to act like a dual-valve system - farting and peeing independently, without one impinging on the other.

• “Jordan bragged about being anusdextrous, claiming he could run both valves like a pro.”
• “Travis outshined Nick by showing he was totally anusdextrous, managing both valves like a champ.”

by JTANK September 6, 2025

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

by bigbaddave June 22, 2003

antidextrous

1. adj. - lacking dexterity in either hand.

'he can't throw very well with either hand, he's antidextrous'

by pedro calhoun January 9, 2004

aquidextrous

The ability to turn the bathtub faucet with the use of only toes.

"trying to show his aquidextrous abilities, Bill hit his toe on the tub faucet"

by Bowerman July 20, 2003

aquadextrous

The ability to be able to turn bath taps on and off with both feet.

hot with the left foot, cold with the right

by xTheDarkx December 22, 2004

Antidextrous

adj. When one hand doesn't know what the other is doing.

We're a bit antidextrous at work today.

by MeatAxe October 1, 2003

Aquadextrous

Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes

My hands were preoccupied so I used my aquadextrous skills to have a cold shower.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003