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antidextrous 

1. adj. - lacking dexterity in either hand.
'he can't throw very well with either hand, he's antidextrous'
antidextrous by pedro calhoun January 9, 2004

Antidextrous 

adj. When one hand doesn't know what the other is doing.
We're a bit antidextrous at work today.
Antidextrous by MeatAxe October 1, 2003

antidextrous 

One who jumbles up the first letters of words.
fun sucker-sun fucker
antidextrous by Sarah to peeps August 12, 2005

Analdextrious 

(adj.) When you have the rare ability of being able to wipe your ass and efficiently and effectively clean the anus with both left and right hands.
I was browsing reddit with my right and couldn't look away, so I used my left and realized I was analdextrious.
Analdextrious by Nawt Jakob March 31, 2016

Anusdextrous 

The ability to act like a dual-valve system - farting and peeing independently, without one impinging on the other.
• “Jordan bragged about being anusdextrous, claiming he could run both valves like a pro.”
• “Travis outshined Nick by showing he was totally anusdextrous, managing both valves like a champ.”
Anusdextrous by JTANK September 6, 2025