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When a guy gets really horny, he takes a cold shower to cool down a bit...
Karl: damn girl, u wanna take this to the bedroom?
Girl: Karl u need to take a cold shower!
by Crazzy Charles October 07, 2005
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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When a male or female is horny.

Take this and you’ll get rid of it.
Girl one: did you see what John did.
Girl two:yeah now I need to take a cold shower.
by Mynameischakaoofka February 28, 2019
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A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts
Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately

Karla: Take a cold shower my guy
by A small poor trashcan October 23, 2019
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When a guy is in the shower and masturbates to relieve his sexual frustration.

(cleanest way ever...)
(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"

Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"

Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"

Rick: "Yeahhh"
by coxSWAIN44 June 16, 2011
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1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.

2.) The penis's worst enemy

3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?

2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.

3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
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When your taking a shit and cold water splashes onto your asshole.
I got a cold shower at Arbys once.
by ed$ February 07, 2005
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