assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

by bigbaddave June 22, 2003

Anusdextrous

The ability to act like a dual-valve system - farting and peeing independently, without one impinging on the other.

• “Jordan bragged about being anusdextrous, claiming he could run both valves like a pro.”
• “Travis outshined Nick by showing he was totally anusdextrous, managing both valves like a champ.”

by JTANK September 6, 2025