Assterbate

Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).

For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks

"Oh man that assterbation was awesome."
"yea my foot is brown!"

by BobbyZ December 19, 2003

Assterbator

Someone who frequently massages, plays with, grabs, pinches any part of their behind for self-pleasure

butt holer massager, Assterbator

by Sasster2003 October 22, 2009

Assterbation

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

by ChrissyFanB1 December 04, 2009

assterbate

anal masterbation

That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug

by fizgig April 07, 2003

Assterbation

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.

Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave

by Chrissy Rode December 04, 2009