Angerbate

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

Angerbate

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

by dexredhead April 3, 2009

angerbate

Masturbation out of spite; to inflict emotional turmoil on another person.

"She hated it when I watched porn. After we broke up all I could do was angerbate."

by ianjy May 19, 2009

Angerbate

A specific form of masturbation as a result of life's trials and tribulations. This includes, but not limited to, the following: Violent strokes, direct verbal berating of penis, screaming, crying, possible racial slurs

"Matt spent 2 days and 18 hours trying to beat James' kill death ratio in Titanfall. When James was not impressed, Matt angerbated in the corner of his basement floor for release."

by Diego6969 April 28, 2017

angerbate

verb.

1. self-gratification taking place while enraged.

2. to punch yourself in the genitals for sexual gratification

"man, that boxxy bitch makes me rage but i secretly angerbate to her"

by Hannibal Stagger March 23, 2009

Afterbate

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

by M193 January 22, 2014

angervation

The point that anger causes motivation within ones life.

Aaron was so upset with the way his girlfriend was treating him that angervation took over and he left her and bought a new car.

by BFreshwa April 27, 2014