angerbate

Masturbation out of spite; to inflict emotional turmoil on another person.

"She hated it when I watched porn. After we broke up all I could do was angerbate."

by ianjy May 19, 2009

angerbate

verb.

1. self-gratification taking place while enraged.

2. to punch yourself in the genitals for sexual gratification

"man, that boxxy bitch makes me rage but i secretly angerbate to her"

by Hannibal Stagger January 30, 2009

Angerbate

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

by fuzzywuzzy686 September 04, 2011

Angerbate

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

by dexredhead April 03, 2009

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate

Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating

by Give_me_them_toes November 07, 2018

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

angerbation

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.

I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.

by Drew Perez January 28, 2008