And that's how my parents met

An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.

Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met

And that's how my parents met by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

And that's how I saved Christmas 

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

And that's how I saved Christmas by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

And that's how you land a plane 

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch

Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane

And that's how you land a plane by mecheng99 November 17, 2017

And that's how I got lice... 

1. A statement used to cause delay and panic in nearby listeners. 2. A canned phrase to cause instant awkwardness to all in the immediate conversation.

Note: Can be interchanged with phrases such as that's what she said, and doesn't always have to be used with "and" at the front.

Person 1: "Hey, so I saw one of those AWESOME green saint patty's day wigs today at the store and tried it on. Did I say that it was awesome yet?!?"

Person 2: "...That's how I got lice."

~~~~~

Person 1: *walks into conversation by Person 2 and 3*

Person 2: "...And that's when she went all buck wild on me. Her hair was EVERYWHERE!"

Person 3: "That's pretty awesome!"

Person 1: "And that's how I got lice..."

And that's how I got lice... by Sillick March 17, 2011

And That's How We Do It

An expression used in reference to someone doing a crazy move or a pussy move on somebody else and thinking it's cool.

1.
Jaden Smith's response when his dad Will Smith sucker-slapped Chris Rock in the 94th Academy Awards in 2022.

2.
Will: Jaden, son, you better not go into that bathroom! I just crapped the biggest, smelliest shit log you'll ever see or smell! Fuckin clogged up the can too!
Jaden: Haha, dad, that's so fucking cool! And That's How We Do It, dad!

3.
Will: Jaden, son, now you gotta follow the rule. You gotta wax your head every morning, son. Get it? Haha, it was joke, son, don't take it seriously.
Jaden: Haha, dad. Yea, I get it! That's funny! And That's How We Do It, dad!

And That's How We Do It by solid.as.a.ROCK April 1, 2022

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