Ancess

She is a kind girl and pretty girl and sometimes weird and many things running in her mind always she easily gets attracted to men she sees every where she's also attracted to guys who are tall and she also loves reading books and romantic novels she has a strong personality and she is the type of a girl you can hang with and can call if you needed and tell to her all your problems because she listenes the most and a person you can cling, keep this girl because you will never find another girl like ancess.

She is a kind girl and pretty girl and sometimes weird and many things running in her mind always she easily gets attracted to men she sees every where she's also attracted to guys who are tall and she also loves reading books and romantic novels she has a strong personality and she is the type of a girl you can hang with and can call if you needed and tell to her all your problems because she listenes the most and a person you can cling, keep this girl because you will never find another girl like ancess.

Ancess by mgrcxvii June 8, 2021

ancestral memories 

Memories of something you did, saw, smelled, tasted, or heard that you Really never experienced before. These memories must have come from your ancestors & somehow passed down thru DNA. Upon researching the family tree, it was evident that my ancestors had indeed experienced what I did!

When at 1 of my favorite lakes for the 1st time, I Knew I'd been there before but in reality had Not! Later I found out it was my long~gone Grandma's favorite lake! When I burned kinnickkinnick, the familiar scent really threw me~I was sure I'd smelled it before but when I asked my Mom, Nobody in the family ever burned it around me! It must have been 1 of my ancestral memories!

ancestral memories by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Octahedron-access 

This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.

You may now access the octahedron.

The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?

That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!

Octahedron-access by Quantum_memes September 6, 2017

access media 

1.) Corporate advertisers posing as journalists who try to pass off their reviews, commentary, and other content as unbiased reporting. So long as their coverage is positive, they are rewarded with access to things like press junket parties, film sets, celebrity interviews, and early access to things like theme park rides or video game releases.

2.) Synonym of shill.

"Hey, did you read that story on the rides at Galaxy's Edge on Collider? They totally loved Smugglers Run. I wanna go renew my Season Pass!"

"Collider? Those guys are access media. I'll wait for a review from someone who doesn't bend the knee to Emperor Mickey."

access media by David St.John Smythe June 5, 2019

© 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request 

The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

© 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023

Ancestry.com 

Typical dating site used by Alabamians.

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!

Ancestry.com by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

Your ancestors incestors 

the incest family tree

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'

Your ancestors incestors by Yourancestorsincestors81 March 24, 2018