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As Chopper Reid once said (from the Australian TV series "Ronnie Johns Half Hour"):

"Hello. How the f are ya? Now, one thing I notice all across Australia, is that people are having a whinge, having a suck, or having a f-en cry about it. If the ancests were around today, I reckon they'd be spewing. Australia needs to harden the f up." lol
ancest by John Smithwick February 24, 2019
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The uncomfortable feeling a person gets when they are watching tv with family members and a sex scene is on.
I was watching TV with my parents and on the programme we were watching, a sex scene appeared. A feeling of ancest came over me.
ancest by Harlequin88 October 28, 2009
sex with one's ancestors, similar to incest
I saw some pictures of Great Grandma Jody taken when he was my age; DAMN she was FINE. I built myself a time machine and had some straight up ancest with her.
ancest by Thisoneperson December 17, 2007

ancestral memories 

Memories of something you did, saw, smelled, tasted, or heard that you Really never experienced before. These memories must have come from your ancestors & somehow passed down thru DNA. Upon researching the family tree, it was evident that my ancestors had indeed experienced what I did!
When at 1 of my favorite lakes for the 1st time, I Knew I'd been there before but in reality had Not! Later I found out it was my long~gone Grandma's favorite lake! When I burned kinnickkinnick, the familiar scent really threw me~I was sure I'd smelled it before but when I asked my Mom, Nobody in the family ever burned it around me! It must have been 1 of my ancestral memories!
Anesti is a name usually given to a boy. Anesti's are always amazing looking and great communicators, they are usually the hottest person in the room.
Hi Anesti! your look fine as usual!

Ancestry.com 

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!
Ancestry.com by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

Acnestis 

The weird word for a place that is unreachable with your own hands unless you rip off someone else's limb or rip a tree's arm and carve that into a hand then use that to scratch your acnestis and no, I sadly haven't been promoted to Dr.Google yet, ask someone else to make this more dirty, I don't get paid for that type of stuff.
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK, GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HAND OR A FUCKING STICK OR ANYTHING THAT'S LONG SO I CAN SCRATCH MY ACNESTIS

Sloth Bear: WHY CAN'T THE FUCKING SCRATCH BE CLOSER AND NOT ON MY FUCKING ACNESTIS

God: Why did I have to make life and hear their whining about their scratches on their acnestis, when will they learn that I don't care, I should have kept them as stupid fish.
Acnestis by Random Word Definer August 28, 2020