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ancesstor 

One of Winston Rothschild's forebears who was also in da sewage-and-septic-sucking-service trade.
Being a honey-wagon operator isn't exactly da most prestigious form of employment, but somebody's gotta do it, and so if dat happens to have been your family business and those who came before you always did a good job, you can still be proud of your ancesstors.
ancesstor by QuacksO April 16, 2025
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ancestral memories 

Memories of something you did, saw, smelled, tasted, or heard that you Really never experienced before. These memories must have come from your ancestors & somehow passed down thru DNA. Upon researching the family tree, it was evident that my ancestors had indeed experienced what I did!
When at 1 of my favorite lakes for the 1st time, I Knew I'd been there before but in reality had Not! Later I found out it was my long~gone Grandma's favorite lake! When I burned kinnickkinnick, the familiar scent really threw me~I was sure I'd smelled it before but when I asked my Mom, Nobody in the family ever burned it around me! It must have been 1 of my ancestral memories!

Ancestry.com 

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!
Ancestry.com by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

Your ancestors incestors 

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'

ur ancestors incestors 

Your whole life is lie and everything you know and love will disintegrate into nothingness . But, you keep going some how
Ty: ur mum gay
Zach: ur ancestors incestors
Ty: *Life is now over*

propane and propane accessories! 

What Hank Hill sells to support his family.
"Dammit Bobby, if you don't shape up and start acting like a boy instead of a little pissy pants girl, you'll never grow up to be a vendor of propane and propane accessories!"

Accessory Friend 

A friend with whom you hang out with only to better your personal image. An accessory friend is often mean, snotty and disliked by the entire friend group. The only reason the accessory friend is tolerated is because of their above average looks.
Bob: "Nicole, why do you hang out with Barb? I'm pretty sure that my antisocial cat has a better personality than her".

Nicole: "Good question! Barb is just my accessory friend. I only hang out with her because she makes me look good... kind of like these diamond earrings that I'm wearing.

Bob: "Good point. I guess she is kind of hot".
Accessory Friend by Urbankid123 September 6, 2013