Analcane

After finishing number two, you take two fingers and push one end of the toilet paper into your anus letting the other end dangle in the water. You then flush the toilet creating a hurricane like vortex twirling the toilet paper inside your rectum.

Bruce gave himself an analcane just for fun.

by Commander Bonch February 12, 2019

analcake

This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.

"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."

by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005

analcake

crust building up around your butt hole.

yo biatch, go clean your analcake.

by miguel May 13, 2005

Analcano

Prior to participation in anal sex, the receiver takes a lollipop (typically red), removes the stem, and inserts the candy portion in their rectum. Once the lollipop melts, the giver inserts their penis inside the now tasty glory hole until reaching orgasm. The receiver then lays on their back, whilst grabbing their ankles and pulls the ankles towards their ears causing the anus to rise into the air, resembling the cone of a great volcano. The giver then looks deep into the crater as the receiver pushes out an anal queef, causing an explosion and pyroclastic flow of tasty red magma.

"OMG Brian, last night the chick I was with gave me a really hot analcano."

by General Bonch February 14, 2019

analcanal

Analcanal- The whole canal of the anoos(anus), including shpincter, rectum, and perianal region. (In Holland spelled "analkanal")
(anal-canal) (anal-kanal) (anus cavity)

"I fucked that bitch in her analcanal, and man was it tight"
"Oh man, I just sharted all over and it came sideways out of my analcanal"
"Headquarters, lets send a remote bugging device into the human cavity to observe recent activity. I will launch it via the anal canal, and it will gain access to anus."

by benjaminsuccess November 19, 2007

Analcrane

When in doggy style position, one must push three fingers (like a crane) in to anal cavity and then proceed to lift partner in crane fashion by ass.

After doggy I lifted her like a crane, you know, the analcrane.

by QMK7777 November 9, 2018