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Analcano 

Prior to participation in anal sex, the receiver takes a lollipop (typically red), removes the stem, and inserts the candy portion in their rectum. Once the lollipop melts, the giver inserts their penis inside the now tasty glory hole until reaching orgasm. The receiver then lays on their back, whilst grabbing their ankles and pulls the ankles towards their ears causing the anus to rise into the air, resembling the cone of a great volcano. The giver then looks deep into the crater as the receiver pushes out an anal queef, causing an explosion and pyroclastic flow of tasty red magma.
"OMG Brian, last night the chick I was with gave me a really hot analcano."
Analcano by General Bonch February 14, 2019
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smashed analcado 

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.
She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.
smashed analcado by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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Analcane 

After finishing number two, you take two fingers and push one end of the toilet paper into your anus letting the other end dangle in the water. You then flush the toilet creating a hurricane like vortex twirling the toilet paper inside your rectum.
Bruce gave himself an analcane just for fun.
Analcane by Commander Bonch February 12, 2019

analcanal 

Analcanal- The whole canal of the anoos(anus), including shpincter, rectum, and perianal region. (In Holland spelled "analkanal")
(anal-canal) (anal-kanal) (anus cavity)
"I fucked that bitch in her analcanal, and man was it tight"
"Oh man, I just sharted all over and it came sideways out of my analcanal"
"Headquarters, lets send a remote bugging device into the human cavity to observe recent activity. I will launch it via the anal canal, and it will gain access to anus."
analcanal by benjaminsuccess November 19, 2007

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026