pinball wizard

a song by The Who
in the rock opera Tommy
ORGASMIC!

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!

by miguel May 24, 2004

Bait

Rasta for Scoundrel, punk, scum, and these types of people

Ooman naa like bait. (Women don’t like punks.)

by Miguel April 13, 2004

splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo

After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.

by Miguel January 04, 2004

re-bigulator

1. Mythical invention of the Simpson's profesor Fink.
2. Any non-existant machine that would preform an impossible task.

You stupid herb, you can't be two places at once, to do so would require some sort of re-bigulator.

by Miguel February 17, 2004

al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.

Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)

by Miguel March 20, 2004

Bad man/bwoy

Criminal type guy. A really bad individual.

Bad man no flee. (Gangsters don’t run away.) Dat a bad bwoy. (That is a gangster.)

by Miguel April 13, 2004

at steppa

Rasta meaning hot stepper, a jail breaker and one in trouble with the law.

don't ya be hangin out wit em' bwoy's, dey at steppa's.

by Miguel April 13, 2004