50 definitions by miguel

cock block

When a someone you know prevents you from looking good in front of the ladies

by miguel June 7, 2004

Rasta term meaning to ask; also means to beg.

Di man dem beg fa jooks. (The men beg for sex.)

by miguel April 13, 2004

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo

After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.

by miguel January 5, 2004

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

by miguel November 21, 2004

The Neo Nazis need to watch out for the SHARs

by miguel April 1, 2004

where you poop and each droplet is a different color brown. an assortment of chocolate pieces

that was a large box of chocolate poop, i think i even had a caramel filled one.

by miguel March 8, 2005

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.

I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?

by miguel August 14, 2003