Analcrane 

When in doggy style position, one must push three fingers (like a crane) in to anal cavity and then proceed to lift partner in crane fashion by ass.

After doggy I lifted her like a crane, you know, the analcrane.

Analcrane by QMK7777 November 9, 2018

Analgraze 

~An over enthusiastic lateral wiping motion of the anal aperture (post-soil) which results in lower wrist being polluted with winnets (see winnet).

~The continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”

“Ah man that guy stinks, think he analgrazed earlier this morning”

“Whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“Ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an analgrazer”

"Why does he always wear brown shirts?"
"He anal grazes often"

Mother potty training 'Oliver Junior'~

Oliver Junior Says:

"Mummy whys my wrist brown?"

Mother responds:

"Ah sweet pea, its ok, we all analgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve"

Analgraze by Grozzzz April 14, 2011

analcrat 

A leader who governs from his or her anus

"That Donald Trump is such an analcrat!"

analcrat by MitchHells February 3, 2019

analrape 

1)Anal rapeage.

The act of raping somene anally, causing internal and external damages around the anus.

2) Can also be used as a term for the act of "owning" someone so hard that their sphincter actually closes up so hard, that it can be classed as an implosion..

1) I got analraped last night, so I'm sore in the areas surrounding my anus today.

2) Dude #1: "That dude really got owned."
Dude #2: "Yeah, he was analraped for real."

analrape by Sniz April 25, 2008

Alacranero

A Mexican person from Durango that love Duranguense music. They sometimes get mistaken as Chuntaros.

Alacraneros dedicate themselves to their homeland which could be Durango and also make Duranguense their biggest thing.
An Alacranero uses a taco sombrero. skinny or regular jeans, and any kind of boots. some use botas picudas.

Yasmin: "Ayy eres bien chuntaro!!!"

Jose Andres: " Eyy soy de durango entonces soy un Alacranero, no soy chunt porque yo soy de Durango y amo Duranguense!!!!"
Yasmin: "No pos wow! tienes razon!!!"

Alacranero by AlacraneroAndres May 12, 2011

Analcraniotomy 

To have your head removed from your ass!

That guy is so stupid he needs an analcraniotomy!

Analcraniotomy by Tr0ubled November 7, 2008

analcake 

This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.

"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."

analcake by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005