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Analgraze
~An over enthusiastic lateral wiping motion of the anal aperture (post-soil) which results in lower wrist being polluted with winnets (see winnet).
~The continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”
~The continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”
“Ah man that guy stinks, think he analgrazed earlier this morning”
“Whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“Ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an analgrazer”
"Why does he always wear brown shirts?"
"He anal grazes often"
Mother potty training 'Oliver Junior'~
Oliver Junior Says:
"Mummy whys my wrist brown?"
Mother responds:
"Ah sweet pea, its ok, we all analgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve"
“Whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“Ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an analgrazer”
"Why does he always wear brown shirts?"
"He anal grazes often"
Mother potty training 'Oliver Junior'~
Oliver Junior Says:
"Mummy whys my wrist brown?"
Mother responds:
"Ah sweet pea, its ok, we all analgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve"
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analrape
1)Anal rapeage.
The act of raping somene anally, causing internal and external damages around the anus.
2) Can also be used as a term for the act of "owning" someone so hard that their sphincter actually closes up so hard, that it can be classed as an implosion..
The act of raping somene anally, causing internal and external damages around the anus.
2) Can also be used as a term for the act of "owning" someone so hard that their sphincter actually closes up so hard, that it can be classed as an implosion..
Alacranero
A Mexican person from Durango that love Duranguense music. They sometimes get mistaken as Chuntaros.
Alacraneros dedicate themselves to their homeland which could be Durango and also make Duranguense their biggest thing.
An Alacranero uses a taco sombrero. skinny or regular jeans, and any kind of boots. some use botas picudas.
Alacraneros dedicate themselves to their homeland which could be Durango and also make Duranguense their biggest thing.
An Alacranero uses a taco sombrero. skinny or regular jeans, and any kind of boots. some use botas picudas.
Yasmin: "Ayy eres bien chuntaro!!!"
Jose Andres: " Eyy soy de durango entonces soy un Alacranero, no soy chunt porque yo soy de Durango y amo Duranguense!!!!"
Yasmin: "No pos wow! tienes razon!!!"
Jose Andres: " Eyy soy de durango entonces soy un Alacranero, no soy chunt porque yo soy de Durango y amo Duranguense!!!!"
Yasmin: "No pos wow! tienes razon!!!"
Alacranero by AlacraneroAndres May 12, 2011
Analcraniotomy
Analcraniotomy by Tr0ubled November 7, 2008
analcake
This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.
"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."
analcake by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005
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