analcake

This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.

"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."

analcake by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005

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analcake

crust building up around your butt hole.

yo biatch, go clean your analcake.

analcake by miguel May 13, 2005

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analcake • Analcane • Analtaker

anal cake

the stuff that comes out of your ass on the toilet

i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom

anal cake by hogy May 26, 2005

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Analcane

After finishing number two, you take two fingers and push one end of the toilet paper into your anus letting the other end dangle in the water. You then flush the toilet creating a hurricane like vortex twirling the toilet paper inside your rectum.

Bruce gave himself an analcane just for fun.

Analcane by Commander Bonch February 12, 2019

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Analtaker

One who takes it anal; receives penis in their anus. A homosexual male.

Look over there! That man taking it anal is an Analtaker.

Analtaker by Bperry66 December 23, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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