analcake 

This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.

"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."

analcake by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005

analcake 

crust building up around your butt hole.

yo biatch, go clean your analcake.

analcake by miguel May 13, 2005

anal cake 

the stuff that comes out of your ass on the toilet

i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom

anal cake by hogy May 26, 2005

Analcane 

After finishing number two, you take two fingers and push one end of the toilet paper into your anus letting the other end dangle in the water. You then flush the toilet creating a hurricane like vortex twirling the toilet paper inside your rectum.

Bruce gave himself an analcane just for fun.

Analcane by Commander Bonch February 12, 2019

Analtaker 

One who takes it anal; receives penis in their anus. A homosexual male.

Look over there! That man taking it anal is an Analtaker.

Analtaker by Bperry66 December 23, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019