analcake

This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.

"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."

by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005

analcake

crust building up around your butt hole.

yo biatch, go clean your analcake.

by miguel May 13, 2005

anal cake

the stuff that comes out of your ass on the toilet

i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom

by hogy May 26, 2005

Analcane

After finishing number two, you take two fingers and push one end of the toilet paper into your anus letting the other end dangle in the water. You then flush the toilet creating a hurricane like vortex twirling the toilet paper inside your rectum.

Bruce gave himself an analcane just for fun.

by Commander Bonch February 12, 2019

Analtaker

One who takes it anal; receives penis in their anus. A homosexual male.

Look over there! That man taking it anal is an Analtaker.

by Bperry66 December 23, 2009