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by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb November 22, 2018

(From Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind) Unable to die from disease or age. Immortal if no physical ailment befalls you.
by anonymousone1 May 17, 2016

Person A: Did you hear about Bob. He died in a car crash at 420 years old.
Person B: Well, we are only amortal after all.
Person B: Well, we are only amortal after all.
by Pr0teu5 June 01, 2016

1. the reduction of the value of an asset by prorating its cost over a period of years
2. payment of an obligation in a series of installments or transfers
2. payment of an obligation in a series of installments or transfers
by Cins August 03, 2007

Sean amortized the gatorade after paying $1.50 for it.
Brian got amortized in poker last night.
I amortized her ass last night and it was sweet.
Brian got amortized in poker last night.
I amortized her ass last night and it was sweet.
by Your Mother August 29, 2004

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Speaker one- Divide by Zero? Impossible.
Speaker two- Perhaps for you mortals.
Speaker one- Ha what are you immortal?
Speaker two- Im Amortal.
Speaker two- Perhaps for you mortals.
Speaker one- Ha what are you immortal?
Speaker two- Im Amortal.
by The Amortal One August 16, 2010
