amortentia

A potion that detects who you are romantically involved with by its scent. It’s smell is different for everyone, but gives off the scent of the one you love, as you’d (probably) recognize your lover’s scent.

A potion from the big wide world of Harry Potter.

Harry lifts the potion to his nose, inhaling the scent, but instead of the sweet smell of Ginny’s hair wash, he was drowned in vanilla, burning firewood, and... hair gel?

“What is it Harry?”

“Oh, uhm, nothing.”

(Whoops he’s in love with Draco)

Amortentia; your best friend, or your worst nightmare?

amortentia by Saesh January 6, 2018

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anortextia

the weak, frail physique that comes from too much texting

Joe, put down your phone, you're developing anortextia!

anortextia by hiiiiii12 December 20, 2008

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Amoriental

A word describing an individual who isn't Asian but who is only attracted to Asians.

Note this word's root to the Latin "amo, amare" meaning "to love" and "Oriental" referring to people from the Orient.

Now isn't that clever.

How come Parker only goes out with Asian girls? He must be amoriental!

Amoriental by AnoNyyyMouSeeZzz June 17, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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