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AmbidexSnoozer 

AmbidexSnoozer - Someone who has no preference to sleeping on the right or left side of a bed and switching sides feels equally correct and comfortable. This is similar to an ambidextrous person, where left or right handedness coexists equally.

Most people in a married or boyfriend/girlfriend relationship have a preference for which side of the bed they sleep on. The reasons may range from habit to superstition. Regardless of reason, switching sides with their partner is rare.
New relationship examples -

(Typical) -
Him - Hey Meredith, I get the right side!!
Her - Oh....but that's MY side!!
Him - Whaaat??

(AmbidexSnoozer - either him or her)

Her - What side do you sleep on, Honey?
Him - Doesn't matter to me!
Her - Sweet!!

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambisexterous 

Bi-Sexual, being attracted to both sexes.
'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'
Ambisexterous by Breach September 28, 2012

ambidextrious 

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.
ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003