Altersexual
Denoting altersex.
Angenital and salmacian are both altersexual identities
Altersexual by kalanimisme November 5, 2018
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Andersexual
The sexual orientation of otherwise straight women and homosexual men who are confused about their attraction to Gillian Anderson.
Annie's husband doesn't know she is a closet andersexual... why else would she insist on watching reruns of The Fall every night?
Andersexual by inxsary August 31, 2016
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Altersexual • Alexsexual • Ashersexual • Alesexual • Aloesexual • ackersexual • Actorsexual • albertsexual • aleasexual • Alecsexual
Alexsexual
My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
Alexsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021
Aloesexual
A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
Aloesexual by battubali June 19, 2019
Ashersexual
Ashersexual by ChunkySidd November 16, 2019
attensexual
Also referred to as "attention whore," the Attensexual person only messes around with either gender for the explicit reason of attention being drawn to them.
Kurt- So are you gay or straight or what?
John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.
Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.
John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.
Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.
attensexual by SkankMobley January 22, 2014
atefsexual
atefsexual by Atef Lord January 13, 2022
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