albertsexual Share definition Flag albertsexual is when you have strong feelings for albert and would get run over by a bus for him. hey look at shaun she is so ALBERTSEXUAL look at him she looks at him! albertsexual by tommyinnitisabigman January 5, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the albertsexual mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch