Actorsexual
Actorsexual by GraceyXx January 22, 2021
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Autosexual
A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
Autosexual by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017
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Actorsexual • autosexual • astrosexual • arborsexual • ackersexual • Acosexual • Actusexual • Aftonsexual • Altersexual • AltonSexual
autosexual
autosexual by @FellatioHornblower July 26, 2016
autosexual
sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
autosexual by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
Autosexual reproduction
Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.
"Well, go fuck yourself!"
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
Autosexual reproduction by Acrazia October 5, 2011
astrosexual
Any individual who has an excessive fetish for outer space or astronomic topics as to (almost) turn it into a sexual tendency
While zoophiles spend their leisure time in barns or pet stores, astrosexuals spend most of their time locked inside local observatories allegedly "searching the skies for new discoveries"
astrosexual by 0rphe October 15, 2009
Autosexual
Adjective denoting an intense sexual desire for oneself. Note that this desire can be combined with other forms. (A combination autophile and heterosexual, for example)
Autosexual by sum lanj? February 4, 2009
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