Alesexual

An alesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Hey, what’s your sexuality?

Person 2: Oh I’m alesexual , that means I’m attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Kind of weird, but I can respect that

by Sensitive Bastard February 11, 2020

Alesexual

Alesexual means you’re only attracted to ale Bc ale is the sexiest, hottest, most amazing person on this planet. It’s not common to meet an alesexual person because these bitches be for everyone so if your name isn’t Lyla tapangco than you’re not alesexual.

Person: aye lemmy get yo number

Lyla: oh nah I’m alesexual sorry

by Leeleebetrappin November 10, 2019

aloysexual

not to be confused with allosexual (umbrella term for any form of sexual attraction), aloysexuality is the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to men who attend the roman catholic independent single-sex primary and secondary day school for boys; st aloysius college (located at 47 upper pitt st, kirribilli NSW 2061).

science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.

kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches

by siccunt04 September 10, 2020

anEsexual

Romantic attraction towards anime and fictional characters.

"Omg! Kreyul is freaking hot!!!! He's the main reason why I'm an anEsexual😊."

by Why-you_hatin March 5, 2017

Alexsexual

That mean's when u like only Alex. And you wanna fuck them. (her/him/them)

My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay

by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Aloesexual

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.

John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.

by battubali June 19, 2019

abelsexual

being sexually attracted to the most handsome man in the world, The Weeknd, aka Abel Tesfaye 💅🏼

I’m abelsexual

The Weeknd is so attractive, I think I’m abelsexual

by ohyesdaddyabelxotwod September 19, 2020