Alstun 

Alstun is very funny and is very full of himself. He a lightskin!He has a very smart mouth, but is LOWKEY kind. He doesn't care about what anyone has to say about him. He always look out for his friends. He bop anyone inna min

Alstun do too much!
Alstun cuu or whatever

Alstun by DONTSHOW February 25, 2021

Alstonville high school

Alstonville high school is the only school that finds marijuana in a kids bag and gives it back at the end of the day, AHS also has celebrity teachers such as Jewish post Malone, hawk eye and franny

Alstonville high school needs air con

Alstonville high school by Bin chickens have rights too November 6, 2019

asstune 

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.

Sammy smiled and ripped a short but vile asstune as he left the room to go feed the cats.

asstune by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009

Alston 

A crued, sexy and hot guy.. He dont take a lot of shit. Hes a pimp in his own way... Loves to fuck, and ALWAYS has some hoes around him. Hes the type of guy who will do anything in the world for you but if you get too close, he'll push you away. But hes an awesome guy. Instead of compliments and sorrow, he will insult you, but only if he likes you. Only if he hates you will he be nice to you. He is usually a juggalo. He is also pretty smart, and usually he's nice. but not all the time.

girl: "Alston is so cool!"
guy: "i know! i wish i was Alston!"

Alston by taytayluvr13 December 21, 2012

Austun 

He's the type of guy that's ALWAYS there for you. He always comes back even after you've pushed him away several times. You try to move on but never can there is always a connection.

Me: I need you
Austun: Even though you've pushed me away . What's wrong.?

Austun by Kbgoa February 12, 2017

Alstonville High School

You will not find another school that spends 2.8 million dollars to turn an average bus stop into a train station, I mean who even cares if we die of heat stroke when we’re trying to do maths because we don’t have air conditioning. From Franny to Parso we’ve got the best teachers. We’ve also got amazing students that are kind, caring and don’t do drugs ;)

Alstonville High School the best in the country

Alstonville High School by Cody Gillespie June 8, 2019

Alston 

a last name. givin to members of a badass family. a name that is givin to at birth and earned by marriage. respectable. intimidating. a last name to be said with caution you never know who has the alston blood boilin in their vains. trash talking in the same sentence as alston someone will end up with a busted lip.(it wont be the alston)

ssshhh. ssshhh. here comes them Alstons. dont look them in the eye i heard they can see strait to your weakness and will us it againt you. look down. hurry!

Alston by up2no.good21 March 1, 2009