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easy to fall in love with, yet breaks your heart every time he comes around. pretty attractive, but beautiful in person. the very best and worse thing that might walk into your life. breaks promises and breaks hearts. but you love him even after he leaves. no matter what he does, you're still in love with him. he's simply magical
girl 1: who's your boy?

girl 2: alstin
girl 1: wow.. good luck
alstin by heyheyitsme October 15, 2013
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Alstonville high school

Alstonville high school is the only school that finds marijuana in a kids bag and gives it back at the end of the day, AHS also has celebrity teachers such as Jewish post Malone, hawk eye and franny
Alstonville high school needs air con
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Otabek Altin 

Professional figure skater from Kazakhstan from the anime Yuri on Ice. GPF Bronze Medalist but was removed from ranking after JJ sold his ass to a judge. Easily the most attractive character in the anime. Rides a motorcycle (check), leather jacket (check), strong, silent type (check). 110% sex machine bad boy with a heart of gold.
Holy fuck, is that Otabek Altin? My panties feel wet already.
Otabek Altin by Akibananya June 13, 2017

Nick austin 

A tiktok boy who is known as a 🐻. His hobbys include riding helicopters (Tony lopez to be exact) tiktok and fortnite.

austin britt

Someone who has a very small penis but loves to beat his meat
Austin Britt loves to spank his monkey in the girls' restroom.
austin britt by Dickey1999 February 5, 2014

August Alsina 

August Alsina is a Fine , young , talented r&b vocalist who's album (Testimony) won the hearts of many females and even males . His single "I luv this sh*t" blew up the hip hop charts and gave him good recognition from fans and different artist like Kendrick Lamar
Girl: August Alsina so fine
Friend: girl back off the bae !
August Alsina by Lele19 January 5, 2015

Austin Porter 

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑
HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!
Austin Porter by droptopyellow October 31, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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