Alston

A crued, sexy and hot guy.. He dont take a lot of shit. Hes a pimp in his own way... Loves to fuck, and ALWAYS has some hoes around him. Hes the type of guy who will do anything in the world for you but if you get too close, he'll push you away. But hes an awesome guy. Instead of compliments and sorrow, he will insult you, but only if he likes you. Only if he hates you will he be nice to you. He is usually a juggalo. He is also pretty smart, and usually he's nice. but not all the time.

girl: "Alston is so cool!"
guy: "i know! i wish i was Alston!"

by taytayluvr13 December 21, 2012

Alston

a last name. givin to members of a badass family. a name that is givin to at birth and earned by marriage. respectable. intimidating. a last name to be said with caution you never know who has the alston blood boilin in their vains. trash talking in the same sentence as alston someone will end up with a busted lip.(it wont be the alston)

ssshhh. ssshhh. here comes them Alstons. dont look them in the eye i heard they can see strait to your weakness and will us it againt you. look down. hurry!

by up2no.good21 March 1, 2009

Alston

When you play hit someone in the head with a baseball bat, criticley injuring them

Dude dont pull and an alston

by Joe Quimby December 6, 2006

Alston

A girl who likes cherries

“Oh my gosh she won’t eat the banana cause she’s such an Alston.”

by Lilbik July 28, 2020

Alston

When someone asks you a stupid question or does something stupid.

Jason : I tried backing my car out of the garage but it didn’t work.
Dre : Did you raise the garage door?
Jason : No?
Dre : That boy just pulled an Alston.

by Brock Harrison March 1, 2019

Alston

One of the most easiest black niggas of all history. they’re fold for anyone with two legs and a heartbeat.

Guy 1: Do yk Alston?
Guy 2: That fast ass nigga? The nigga any nigga can get? The nigga that got hella boddies from niggas that aren’t shit? That nigga who would fold for any nigga? That nigga who wants everyone? That nigga who’s so submissive? Yeah i know Alston

by ilynia September 18, 2023

Alston Weeks

This guy is the best musician in the world. Using this ability he draws them in with his looks and serenades them with his angel-like style of playing music.

Girl: Who is that guy with the amazing body and the lovely music skills?
Other girl: Oh, that's Alston Weeks. He's a babe, huh?
Girl: Yeaahhhhh<3

by AussieJ August 25, 2011