all bark 

Short for all bark and no bite. Comes from dogs that look aggresive and bark like they're going to cause you great harm, but they won't actually bite you. They just sound threatening. So if you say someone is all bark, you're telling people to disregard the warnings or threats of that person, because he or she won't actually follow through with them.

Old Man Johnson: "If you god damn kids cut through my yard again, I'm gonna come out there and rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Kid 1: "Wow, we better get outta here."

Kid 2: "Don't worry about him, he's all bark. He ain't gonna do shit."

all bark by Coell May 31, 2006

all bark and no bite 

A commonly-used idiom. When someone is "all bark and no bite," it means that he or she is either:

1. Threatening to do something to you, but is not really willing to do it.

OR

2. Acting all tough, intimidating, and agressive, but is too cowardly and chicken and/or also not strong enough to be willing to even throw one single punch at you.

This idiom is so called, because these kinds of people are likened to dogs who keep barking at you to try to make you afraid, but are actually not going to bite you.

In the projects, Jamal (who is short, skinny and kinda smart) is having a confrontation with Tyrone (who is a large and obese niggapotamus and a bit dumb as well) over a bag of crack rock and a cheap (but VERY attractive) prostitute.

Tyrone: "You gotta be kidding me, bitch! I am all jonesing for this shit right here like a kid in a candy store when all of a sudden, some rhesus monkey from down the block tries to run up my quality time!"
Jamal: "Shove a sock in it, fool! This be my quality time and I am the one who's gonna chuck it in her! Get anywhere near her and my crack rock, and you'll be lying bernie in a pool of your own blood and cellulite!"
Tyrone: "*laughs hysterically* You!? Some half pint threatening to blast a gat on me?! Where's yo gat anyway? *laughs some more* All bark and no bite! *puts on spiked brass knuckles*"
Jamal: "You one stupid ass nigga, you know! Glad I got my spazz by my side! *Jamal quickly pulls out his shotgun from underneath his trenchcoat(where Tyrone doesn't notice it) and points it at Tyrone* Now who's all bark and no bite now, BITCH!"
Tyrone: *soils his pants and runs home crying*
Jamal: *takes the crack rock*
Jamal: (to the girl) Alright baby, now let's go back to my place and hit the sack. I've got everything you want and everything you need.





Mark H. UrbanDictionary disciple since February 2004.

all bark and no bite by Mark H October 27, 2004

All bark and no chungus

The phrase 'all bark and no chungus' is usually said about someone who talks a lot, and is also morbidly obese.

Remi is literally all bark and no chungus

All bark and no chungus by ChonkerRemi May 15, 2022

All Bark And No Bite 

A derogatory phrase that refers to a spineless person who talks a lot about making changes that they will never do.

Kevin McCarthy is a disgrace to America. He's all bark and no bite.

All Bark And No Bite by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2021

All bark no bite

Sapnap

God that guy is such a all bark no bite

All bark no bite by FL0W.___ July 11, 2021

All Bark No Bite

When L threaten’s K for simply anything and proceeds to do nothing or the bare minimum to ‘get back’ at him.

L: “ I want all of you to remember that krische is in his warm ass bed sleeping right now. And he will pay.”

K: “This grub looking ass always threatening to get back at me but is all bark no bite.”

All Bark No Bite by Krische-Kringle January 24, 2022

All Bark no Bite

Dillon Danis.

Dillon Talks alot of shit but landed a total of 9 punches. hes All bark no bite

All Bark no Bite by BizmoF October 14, 2023