A guy that has not had much contact with girls other than his mom. Gets bitches but don’t know how to properly speak to them. Basically plays games and has a very sad childhood. Yet he is really nice but doesn’t know isn’t aware.
Alieas: hi, do you masturbot?
You: what?
You: what?
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