17 definitions by Quicksand Jesus

Quicksand Jesus

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

by Quicksand Jesus June 13, 2004

lebanon

Officially - A country in the Middle East
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from

Guy 1: Holy shit!!! Look at that babe!!!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she's from Lebanon
Guy 1: That explains it

by Quicksand Jesus May 6, 2004

Bullfrog

A sweet tasting yet extremely lethal concoction which leaves you with a blue-green tongue if you drink enough of it.

It consists of:

- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot gin
- 1 shot bacardi
- 1 shot white tequila
- 1 DASH blue curaçao
- 1 DASH cointreau (don't over-do this or else it tastes nasty)
- 1 can of redbull

Pour over crushed ice in a pint glass and enjoy

I once drank 6 pints of Bullfrog and passed out

by Quicksand Jesus April 20, 2004

I'd hit that

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women

Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

gibberish

A language that Papa Lazarou occasionally speaks in

Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?

by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

Fuckistan

A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live

I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

wankers pit

A small area between some toilets and the canteen at Mosgiel Intermediate School. If you got pushed in there, you were deemed a 'wanker' for the rest of the school year

Shane Park got thrown in the wankers pit, so he was a 'wanker' for the rest of 1990

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004