17 definitions by Quicksand Jesus

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women
Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...
by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004
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Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!
If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid
by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004
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Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!
Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!
by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004
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A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live
I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...
by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004
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A small area between some toilets and the canteen at Mosgiel Intermediate School. If you got pushed in there, you were deemed a 'wanker' for the rest of the school year
Shane Park got thrown in the wankers pit, so he was a 'wanker' for the rest of 1990
by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004
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A language that Papa Lazarou occasionally speaks in
Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?
by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004
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