Alcozeimer's 

A disease common among college students, where one drinks so much that they can't recall the events of the previous evening.

'Dude, you were so wasted last night, I can't believe you did that"

'Did what? I don't remember. I have a killer case of alcozeimer's"

Alcozeimer's by LBL Rar October 14, 2012

Alcoheimer's

The inability to remember what you did last night due to massive alcohol consumption.

I woke up New Years' Day with a bad case of Alcoheimer's.

Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.

Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.

Alcoheimer's by elbid January 1, 2010

Alcoheimer's

trans.verb - The state in which a person consumes too much alcohol to the point in which said person’s proceeding day(s) can NOT be remembered.

dude, duuudddde, my alcoheimer's is preventing me from remembering what the hell just happened last night.

Alcoheimer's by John-needs-to-yell November 27, 2010

Alcoheimer's

The excessive use of alcohol that temporarily causes a blackout; no episodic recall.

After a long night of drinking I don't remember anything at all about anything at all, I think I may have alcoheimer's

Alcoheimer's by ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ALL February 1, 2022

alcozheimers 

When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.

Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"

Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"

Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"

Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"

Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"

Tom: "that's cool man"

Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"

Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"

alcozheimers by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012

alcoheimers 

n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before

Bruce Lee: Man, I can't remember shit from that night
Jose Contreras: Early case of alcoheimers

alcoheimers by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

Alcoheimers 

The name of a popular website that gives bar and nightclub listings.

We found this place on alcoheimers.

Alcoheimers by MrCheese2020 December 6, 2009