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Alarmcock

The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.
A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.
by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008
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alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.
Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.
by erik polakowski July 25, 2006
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alarm cock

When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.
Kelly: Why do you look so tired?

Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.
by wplv April 26, 2010
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asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up
man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study
by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014
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Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody November 30, 2015
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Alarm-cock

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.
Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!
by Pratipax August 11, 2008
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Dildo Alarm Cock

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009
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