An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning
Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.
by Afakename July 27, 2015
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Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.
Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!
by thenameisriley April 12, 2013
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a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."
by allisgoodindahood December 29, 2011
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A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.
Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*
by saltine._. May 12, 2017
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A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.
I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.
by Rob May 11, 2004
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When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.
by throbson October 6, 2006
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An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"
by BWaldo May 3, 2005
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