TextileSmartass's definitions

The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

mexican corndog

the act of sliding a hot rod in their partners ass and eating them out

oh shit man i caught jimbo giving his girl a mexican corndog

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

didiot

the crossover of being both dumb as fuck and being a complete idiot

bob-whats 10 plus 1

jim-21
bob- you fucking didiot

by TextileSmartass November 15, 2014

snow job

the act of giving your partner head in public and right before you blow your load your jam your dick in snow and put it back in there mouth and shoot all inside her mouth

wnedall: look at that honey the neighbour is giving his girl a snow job
*the neighbour waves and smiles*

by TextileSmartass November 17, 2014