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Alabamastan 

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.
The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.
Alabamastan by poontang October 6, 2006

Alabamaphobia

The phobia of your special other turning Sweet Home Alabama on their stepsiblings.
Me: "My ex fricked her stepbrother, I know have Alabamaphobia."
Friend: "That's not a real thing.."
Me: "Oh yeah? Look in Urban Dictionary."
Alabamaphobia by Isaacthegoat November 10, 2020

Alabamaing 

The posh term for incest.
I am alabamaing my sister
Alabamaing by Geja June 5, 2019

Alabamanism 

The act of fucking a sibling like Alabamian.
Hey Cletus! Alabamanism is not legal in New Jersey.
Alabamanism by DaddyBarnacle January 10, 2022

Alabamaism 

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.
1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism
Alabamaism by Glorified midget November 4, 2021

Alabamaniss

When u fuck your stepsister and your mom at the same time well they are asleep, but then your stepfather joins and they wake up and love it. Family bonding time is great!
Jimmy: "I fucked my stepsister and my mom with my stepdad yesterday"
Chad: "Yooo ur Alabamaniss! So cool dude!"
Alabamaniss by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020